I Tried to Be an Adult Today… It Went Horribly Wrong
You know those days when you wake up feeling responsible, ready to conquer adulthood? Yeah, me neither. But today, I *tried*… and here’s how it went down. Step 1: Wake Up Early Like a Responsible Human The plan: Wake up at 6 AM, do some yoga, and make a healthy breakfast. The reality: Woke up at 9:47 AM because my alarm clock betrayed me (or I hit snooze 17 times). Step 2: Make a Nutritious Breakfast I wanted to start the day with an Instagram-worthy smoothie bowl. Instead, I burned my toast, spilled coffee on my only clean shirt, and ended up eating leftover pizza. Balanced diet? Nailed it. Step 3: Be Productive at Work I sat down to get things done. But then I got distracted by: ✔ Checking emails (a.k.a. deleting spam) ✔ Watching *one* YouTube video (which turned into five) ✔ Taking a “quick” TikTok break (that lasted an hour) Productivity level: "...
